Moving 2,068 Miles From Home

Props: Uncertainty, Spontaneity, and California Burritos. There comes a time in every college student’s four year binge (longer for graduate students…or victory lappers) where he emerges from his blackout, figuratively and literally, and he realizes that college doesn’t last forever. For a lot of college students, this epiphany occurs around 4:00 AM after having defied science by…

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The Culinary Casanova

Props: French Fries They are probably the most essential yet least appreciated food in existence. Oh, how my lips quiver with excitement as each salty, greasy fingerful makes its way slowly towards my salivating mouth. This is not a joke. For this sultry side dish has been unjustly disregarded and disrespected by cafeterias and dollar…

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